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No one has a sense of irony about the things they really should wish they weren't doing.
Discipline is just choosing between what you want now and what you want most.
Law is a reflection of society, justice is a reflection of an idealization of that society.
We have art in order not to die of the truth.
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root.
There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy.
You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to stop thinking.

I try to take life one day at a time, but lately several days have attacked me at once.